Help Wanted: Opening for EXPERIENCED Fork Lift Operator (must carry own insurance and hard hat)
One of those recurring nightmares that you have and hope will never come true.
(and we have cancelled our EZ returns policy).
Was this Hurricane Julio...?
Someone retrieve the forklift out of new sub-basement level 2
If you think that you are having a bad day, it always helps to have a little perspective.
Simply unbelievable, heartbreaking... like you only see in the movies... looks like the collapsing of the universe... sort of like the national economy and morale under Obama ("train-wreck" or "implosion" are good descriptors)
That's what you get for ordering and using inferior products from China... The only thing the Chinese have successfully built that lasts is the wall... maybe they should stick to making things only with stone...
(with dial up, it's been 20 minutes and I am only at 16 seconds, I wonder if it ends well..., I guess I will go mow the lawn while the rest loads)
would make a good American express commercial... "one fork lift, 100,000 feet of warehouse, 10 million boxes... the cost of clean up... PRICELESS."
Now, this fork lift operator may still be able to get a job (mowing the lawn OUTSIDE of a warehouse) if he can prove there was an earthquake...
Warehouse manager to rescue department, "Would you happen to have one of these 'survivor-sniffing dogs'...?"
I think this guy's previous job was at the World Trade Towers...
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