The Race to Stupidity Was Won LONG Ago...! & 2 Babylon-Bee-esque Headlines

The Race to Stupidity Was Won LONG Ago...!
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Negro: You can't call me “Negro”... it’s insulting.

White: What am I supposed to call you?

Negro: Black

White: But Negro means “black”.

Negro: What’s your point?

White: Black is black.

Negro: I don't understand.

White: It is like Asians... for some silly reason someone claimed that it was “insulting” and “racist”, if you called an “Asian” by the name of “Oriental”.

Negro: So...?

White: The word Asia (as also the word Anatolia) is from a Greek word and mean “East”.  The word Oriental is from a Latin word and means “East”.  Both words mean “East” yet one is now for some presumably voodoo reason considered “insulting”.

Negro: Huh...?

White: If you were in Central or South America what would Spanish-speakering Latinos call you in Spanish?

Negro: I speak a little Spanish, they would call me “Negro”.

White: And you are fine with that?

Negro: Sho nuff.  It just means “Black” in Spanish.

White: Why are you fine with that?  Negro means the same thing in Spanish or English; it is the same word.  Would you mind if I called you Negro as long as I rolled the “r” sound?  Furthermore, why don’t you ask us Whites what we want to be called? and why don’t you care that you Blacks use derogatory words for Whites?

Negro: Don’t try to confuse me.  You’re just racist.

White: I am no more racist than Negroes, Hispanics, Asians, Jews, or Arabs are racist. You call each other “Nigger”.

Negro: So?

White: Nigger means “Negro”.

Negro: We can call each other whatever we want.

White: Based upon what moral law or logic?  When is 2+2 not 4?

Negro:I don’t understand.

White: It’s simple math.

Negro: What does that have to do with anything?  Anyway, math is “racist”.

White: Your “logic” that you can call each other “Nigger” but Whites cannot is basically saying that when Whites add 2+2 the answer is 4 but when Negroes add 2+2 the answer is something else; in fact, the answer is anything they want it to be... or you claim that it is “racist” if any White disagrees.

Negro: Don’t try to confuse me.  You’re just racist.

White: But you want to be called Black, but you are not actually black.  You are part white or hispanic, are you not?

Negro: Yeah, so what?

White: Well, not only are you not Black, but I am not “racist”.  Race refers to primary races: Caucasoid, Negroid, and Mongoloid.  Anything else is a mixture, which is not a race, but a hybridization or mongrelization of two or more races; therefore a person cannot be “racist” about someone who is not actually of an actual race.  Those who are not actually races are now called races, because other terms would be considered nonflattering, so the term “race” is artificially, illogically, and dishonestly applied to them.

Negro: Huh...?

White: As you use it, “racist” is an artificial term.

Negro: Huh...?

White: Do you know what blueberries are?

Negro: Of course.

White: Do you know that there is a thing called “artificial blueberry flavoring”...?

Negro: Yeah.

White: Do you know that “artificial blueberry flavoring” is not the same thing as real blueberries...?

Negro: Yeah.

White: Connect the dots.

Negro: I don’t understand.

White: Negro means “black”; Nigger means “black”; Black means “black”, and you call each other “Nigger” so frequently it is as if no sentence can be formed without the word (or without vile profanity and perverse lewd comments)... yet you are offended by the term “Nigger or “Negro” if a White uses it (and you call each other “Negro” and even “monkey”; and you call each other “dogs” and your women “bitches”).  Yet you are offended if a White refers to you as a “Nigger”, even though you call each other “Nigger” all day long; and you want to be called “Black” even though Negro and Nigger both mean “black” — and you are not even black; then you accuse me of being a racist toward you but you are not even a race.  You are offended if a White calls you “Negro”, but not if a Latino calls you “Negro” and you call Whites all sorts of derogatory terms and don’t care if we are offended and don’t care what we want to be called.  YOU, in reality, are the racist.

Negro: @#$$^&#!*&*^%!

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In other News, corrupt politicians trying to squeeze more blood from the U.S. Turnips announce plans to annually tax "body art" on each individual as other personal property taxes.

100 million U.S. citizens that have defiled their bodies with hideous graffiti file for bankruptcy.

 

U.S. Politicians also announce plans to tax people daily for their thoughts, based upon the logic that "intellectual property" exists in the mind, and needs to be taxed to pay for a free living for all those who do not think.  50 million welfare recipients flood hospitals for tax-payer-funded lobotomies.