A New Evolutionary Theory of the Universe

I propose a New Evolutionary Theory of the Universe: It did not “explode” out of nothing—it vomited, as a result of its “cosmic omniscience”, in foreknowledge of all the evil and stupidity that would result from so-called “intelligent” life on earth, once atheistic and antichrist politicians, scientists, educators, and journalists were at the helm of civilization!  I call it the “Big Barf”.  Society, as a result is just as vomitously sick (like father like son—to what highe