Curious Minds Want to Know... My Sarcasm and Reflection in Response to Yet-another Email Attempt at Humor

[Understand, I do not actually intend malice in my comments; but humor, including sarcasm, is often an effective medium for teaching, as well as catharsis.]

- Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke?  Go ahead and try it.

—Whisky Lips Sink Papal Ships

Part of the real reason, it would seem to me, why the priests, even as the Jews, and Masons, even as corrupt politicians, cops, lawyers, and judges, protect each other, is because the majority are guilty of similar or other crimes, and if they attempt to prosecute one of their own, then as Hillary reportedly threatened, “If I go down everyone goes down”.  I guess like Hillary, the Catholic / politician logic is, “They were molested; that was years ago; what difference does it make?”

—Inconvenient Truths

The truth is not popular with antichrists.  They can take that up with Christ, the Judge of the World, on the Day of Judgment.

While “ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free” applies to those who honor the truth, it could also be said of the rest, “ye who hate the truth—the truth will damn all ye!”

—Who Were the Nethinim?

It seems impossible to determine who these servants, singers, the Nethinim (“temple servants”) were.  Other passages in Ezra speak of singers of the House of Asaph [a Levite descended from Kohath] (Ezra 2:41), porters of the house of Shallum (v.42), singers, porters, Nethinim (v.70).

Trumperverter Swan Song

 

This man is no man and a coward, a man with no principles, no morality, no conscience other than his god money.  He is a bought and paid for traitor... will say anything to anyone for a vote.  I've suspected this from the start, but Hillary was not an option, nor Shandlers, or the Hispanics Rubio or Crudz. 

—True Conversion

Someone asked: Pastor Robert, Could you please explain the conversion process and how the Holy Spirit draws the sinner to Himself?  Thank you.  I have thoroughly enjoyed your writings.  I know what Thomas Hooker and Thomas Shepard and the Puritans believed but I would like to know what you believe.

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Barilla Antichrista — Your Time Has Pasta You Buy...! No More Pasta Fagioli for Me...!

[UPDATE: I've been to the grocery store probably 50 times since I wrote this.  Every time I see the Barilla pasta, I turn my head as if there was a rotting carcase there.  It is an offensive stench.  I would not buy it if it were the only pasta available.  I would not take it if it were given to me for free.  The only thing that would change my mind is the owners of Barilla firing the pervert in charge who decided to ruin the company's name and contribute to the destruc